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April 29
People on the "outside" don't worry much about keeping the historic houses in the region standing, but on the inside, it's killer work. These amazing old houses are kept alive by a couple dozen boards of directors and a hoard of volunteers. This morning I got the annual walk throught at the John Paul Jones House Museum that surprisingly few locals have ever entered. All the cases and furniture and the great Houdon bust of Paul Jones are still wearing their winter dust covers. The heat is back on in the first floor at last and the house seems to creak more than ever before. We entered, as always, through the original 1758 door still on its original hinges. There's a lot of water damage on the top floor which is mostly empty and its tiny dormer rooms are my favorite. This summer the rest of the ornate wooded fence is being reconstructed at a cost twice that of my parent's first house. Today we add three new trustees -- exciting, educated, caring men and women. They will, like the rest of us, work all year to keep this great old property standing. All over Portsmouth, and all over the Seacoast, dedicated militias are shoring up history. April 28 I couldn't wait until May 18 for an answer on the Ironsides tests, so I called my undercover maritime information source "Deep Boat" and asked if we'll ever see the USS Constitution in the Piscataqua again. "Deep Boat" said he/she heard that things are looking smilingly on Portsmouth, so far. With that encouragement, I just got back from a meeting of the 375th Memorabilia Committee. With time running out for production, the committee is encouraging entrepreneurs willing to create commemorative plates, cups, T-shirts that will bear the official logo. Vendors pay the committee a small licensing fee for use of logo which was donated by Brown & Company, the design firm. Our job is to make sure items are printed correctly. No sloppy jobs allowed. I never tire of this wonderful image and am glad the early "grassroots" committee held tough on the word "Seacoast" amid of storm of powerful protest from those who wanted it to be a Portsmouth-only celebration. Pretty soon, this whole thing is going to pick up steam. After May 18 -- look out Seacoast! When Newsweek and Time hit town, people can always scroll back these pages and see how the magic trick was really done. April 27 My favorite newspaper headline is still the one in Fosters from 15 years back when some poor reporter, required to file a daily update on a possible murder case, had nothing much to say. A bunch of bones had been found somewhere and the coroner, who was supposed to give his forensic report on the human remains, simply didn't. Stuck for a few column inches, the writer filed a rehash piece that ran on the front page under the bold headline "No News In Bones Case." I've been chuckling over that one for years and whenever one of my journalism students would turn in a story with old facts, I'd shout "NO NEWS IN BONES CASE." Now we have a Portsmouth Herald front page piece on Old Ironsides entitled "Ship Awaits Tests." But this one, at least, has a fact. According to the article, we all get the word on whether the USS Constitution will sail to Portsmouth when the stress tests are in on May 18. Now it seems to me that the ship came up here pretty successfully in 1931 and has had $12 million in renovations since, but I'm no tall ship structural engineer. Making the decision has to be a stress test all its own and it feels more like politics than structural dynamics to me. As one web reader pointed out yesterday, Ironsides will be out of the Boston area during peak tourist season. But for the moment, all I can say is "No News in Bones Case!" April 25 Tossing out hundreds of old files at work, it seems I've accumulated a local history of my own. In nearly 20 years working in downtown Portsmouth there have been six offices, the most just a block from the first -- and every one within the comforting sight of the North Church steeple. I understand, in retrospect, how difficult it can be for historians to track down the uses of these old buildings. Companies metamorphose, divide and spit like cells. Daniel Webster occupied four. Mine is shifting next week from eight rooms in three locations, to one concise high-tech little site. You have to work to find space in this small city. Once I climbed a fire escape, went through an open window, and shimmied down an elevator shaft to find a huge unused space, maybe 4,000 square feet. It had been an old bike and model shop. I kept it for three years before a new landlord doubled the rent. Now the lawyer's office is a bookshop, the record shop and the video store are gone, and the insurance agency is an Indian restaurant. The same is true among the first-floor businesses where shops shape-shift even faster as the rental rates rise. Renters now pay all the way from $6 to $30 per square foot in this dynamic economic ecosystem. My new office may be smaller, but it's also older -- perhaps built as early as 1756, back long before ol' Dan Webster was even born. But unlike Dan, I think I'll stay in town. April 24 According to a recent newspaper report, the campgrounds in NH are already booked for the summer. They say motel space is tight already around the proposed time of the tall ship arrivals too. And now I hear that there are next to no bookings left to get out to see Celia's garden on Appledore Island this summer. Someone jokingly suggested that the new NH motto should be, "Visit, Spend, Leave," but that may be too optimistic. Looks like a Virtual NH is in order. With a VISA hook-up we could revise the motto to read: "Stay Home, Visit NH, Insert Credit Card Here." Virtual black fly bites optional. April 23 My best friends just winged off to London leaving me to battle the allergies of New England spring alone. It was England, I think, that taught me how thin is the shell of all American history. You realize that fact when you drink in a 13th century English pub (the Adam and Eve) in Norwich, and park your bike against a hunk of Roman wall from 700 AD. At one point I bought an old Austin Cambridge A-60 and drove from ancient ruin to ancient ruin nonstop for three months. Back in those days you could get within touching distance to Stonehenge and there are so many ancient cairns in the Scottish Highlands that even I finally stopped getting out of the car to look at them in awe. And better, people there seem so much more comfortable with their history and know terribly much more than we. In fact, in my short travels it seemed everyone knew more about their own and our history than Americans. The Canadians know more. The British know more. The eastern Indians know more. Once on a plane I was discussing the Viet Name war with an Australian about my young age. He seemed shocked at how little I knew about my own government's foreign policy. The steward served our chicken dinner smothered in some tomato sauce and after a few tiny tins of airplane Guinness, my mate had forgiven my cultural stupidity. The steward reached for my tray which contained only the red carcasses of little chickens. "Bloody Gawd mate," he exclaimed, "that's the worst Yankee mess since your Battle of Antietam!" April 22 With my head stuck in an old history book, I completely spaced on the latest launch of the shuttle. With me distracted, Portsmouth was making modern history as Seacoast local Lt. Col. Richard Searfoss took command of the latest space mission. To triple-snag the headline, two more NH residents are on board this time, Dr. Richard Linehan, a UNH alum, and Dartmouth Medical School's Dr. Jay Buckley. I'm old enough to remember the sweaty palm launch of the capsule with first astronaut Alan Shephard of Derry. He was gone only 15 minutes, and yet we feared it might not work. Eventually, with NH's Krista aboard, we were reminded how dangerous this history making can be. April 21 For a guy with no bad habits, I've been hitting the bookstores a bit too hard lately. Bob's Books had a 40% off sale and I walked out with a well-preserved 1850 copy of the "Festival of the Sons of New Hampshire." This is the collected speeches and orations of the original New Hampshire homecoming held in Boston in 1849. This was the event, following the 1823 celebration in Portsmouth, that kicked off the lineage of historic anniversaries like the one we are more or less celebrating in 1998. The gold-gilt book includes a list of everyone who attended and his occupation plus a complete list of everyone who could NOT attend! Only Daniel Webster and his lawyer friend Levi Woodbury are depicted, but everyone got a chance to make a comment. The idea of a roomful of formally-attired men reading abysmal poetry to each other for days is hard to imagine. But this was a very different time. The eldest man attending had been born before the Revolution in 1772. April 18 Last week it was a U Maine grad student, today two personable young guys from Emerson College in Boston doing a grad school media project. The two hour videotaped interview was again about the Smuttynose murders. With all the research they've done, I should have turned the camera around on those boys instead of listening to myself babble on. They read the entire Louis Wagner trial transcript and all the local papers from 1873-75. I'm hardly an expert, though the web site has allowed us into the roundup of usual Smuttynose talking heads. This time the final product is a CD-Rom (the one last week will be a book) and the story shows no sign of slowing down. This isn't the first time I've been turned in as a grad school project, but the idea of passing in their work as a multi-media presentation in a digital format is intriguing. I've always seen my life as just about interesting enough for one Quick Time Windows presentation. It all seems OK as long as we teach and not exploit the story of the murders. I draw the line at a Louis, Maren, Karen, Anethe, Ivan and John beanie-baby collector series. Even we web site types have our scruples. April 17 This tall ship story just gets more exciting. According to this afternoon's Foster's, we now have an anonymous $100,000 donor to help support costs on the arrival (maybe) of Old Ironsides. If the Constitution can't come, I wonder if we can get the money for my uncle's old boat? Today was a perfect history day here. After perusing old volumes at Bob's Books, I dined on roast pork in manly comfort at "the club" which has remained greatly unchanged and undusted since it opened in 1892. Then it was off to the Athenaeum for a stirring lecture on "The Historic Roots of the Militia Movement in Contemporary America" by Prof. Eliga Gould. Who says time marches on? Not if I can help it. April 16 I make much better time travelling down Congress Street in the winter when the sidewalks are icy and the traditionally bad plowing leaves great blocks of snow strewn in the way. In the spring, unfortunately, everyone is out and with the arrival of the Constitution hanging in the balance, there is all too much conversation going on. Tom, who never thought his video store would last 17 years so far, is standing out in Market Square. Leonard is twisting his handlebar mustache a block away and it takes me half an hour to negotiate the dialogue in that single block alone. I meet a bricklayer who is working at the old Thomas Bailey Aldrich building which was the local "pest" house a century ago. There's Rob the cartoonist, Tom the lawyer, Steve the jeweler. Rick the musician is finally back from the mid-west and his wife has taken up making porcelain dolls. I pause for a bit to watch the new building going up and bump into an archivist working on a new display for Strawbery Banke. And on and on. Everybody has a story and an opinion on the Constitution. It's a good hour before I make the fuil three blocks to my accountant Bob to pick up my tax returns. Unless they clear up this tall ship thing and the weather turns sour, I'm never going to get any work done in this town. April 15 Well, ain't that a kick in the futtocks? It seems the "crotch pieces" of the USS Constitution are about to see more media analysis than those of the President himself. According to the front page of today's Boston Globe, the 375th party isn't going as smoothly as we thought. Apparently 14 out of 18 living Old Ironsides commanders believe the tall ship is too fragile to handle the open sea. This has been said before, but now Robert Gillen, the commander 20 years ago, is saying it louder and with disconcerting clarity. Tyrone Martin, author of a number of books about the ships history is quoted by the Globe as saying: ''Constitution is the geriatric patient who got some new hip and knee joints. She moves more easily. She's got less pain. This doesn't mean you go put her on roller blades.'' He's referring to the $12 million recent rehad of the ship that did not replace the central wooden structure of the "futtocks" or lower area that is as old as the ships 200 year history.
What a pickle. We'd never forgive ourselves if Old Ironsides played Titanic in our waters, but the political and emotional process has already begun. If she comes, it sure will raise the adrenaline level. Who said this is going to be a dull anniversary?
"Hey, Celia, let's hop over to the Moffatt-Ladd House. 1-2-3-4. Hey, Benning! It's not your turn yet! Frank, get out of that brewery, and roll the dice. Ohhh, nooo. He fell into the stinky South Mill Pond and lost three points!!!" Now that's reality-based learning. Kudos to PHT.
But for April Fool's Day I wish I knew the one about the horse's butt. As I heard it, the Porter Civil War statue over on Pleasant Street was supposed to go at the corner of Middle and Court , which is the old Market Square. Some turn of the century city planner figured out that, when the equestrian bronze was completed, the horses hind end would be permanently visible out the nearby church window -- and it would be pointed right at the reverend as he gave his weekly sermon. The site was changed, and it now points more appropriately, at the often foul scented South Mill Pond. |
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